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1011. TEXT BASED ADVENTURE MEME
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You are in a Livejournal community on the internet. There are a number of posts on it, each of them containing a number of non-canonical situations affectionately known as "memes." Some of them even have fancy pictures attached to them. You wonder if this one just isn't trying hard enough.

There is a post here.

> READ POST

Which one?

> READ LATEST POST

"Congratulations! You are now the player avatar of a text adventure! You have full control of the setting and the environment! The only problem is, you have no control over your own actions! But don't worry, the people responding to you have all bought copies of it and are more than willing to guide you in the right direction! We hope."

> TRANSLATE INTO CLEARER LANGUAGE

So here's the deal: You devise a setting for a text adventure for your character to star in; the people replying to you get to input commands as to what your character actually DOES, and you show the results of said action. And possibly some snark in the process.

Have fun!

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[borrowed from someone on this comm]

P.S. Don't forget to loop your threads around so the page doesn't break!!!

Agent P/Perry the Platypus | Phineas and Ferb

It is a beautiful summers day in the Tri-State Area. You are PERRY THE PLATYPUS, a mild mannered pet that doesn't seem to do anything.

You are sitting under a TREE in the BACKYARD of Phineas and Ferb's house.

What do you want to do?

>?

Find CARL and THE MAJOR.

Grrrrrr...

PERRY doesn't know any CARL or THE MAJOR. Why should he? He is only a platypus.

>?

New Command Entered.

SWEAT MILK.

Now that was a good idea. It was pretty hot out here.

The boys' sister CANDACE is approaching and she doesn't look happy.

>?

CANDICE must bathe PERRY. It is her chore today. Boys' are with DAD at shop.

BE BATHED.

>?

"Yuck, ew! What are you doing, meatbrick??" CANDACE doesn't seem happy at the fact you're trying to get her attention by rubbing your milk covered self against her sock.

You find yourself picked up and carried at arms length to a WORKBENCH in the backyard. PHINEAS and FERB are working on some BLUEPRINTS there next to the HOUSE. "Your pet thing just slobbered all over my socks!" CANDACE leaves in a huff.

>?

> CLIMB THE TREE

You climb up into the branches of the tree.

"Oh, there you are, Perry," says PHINEAS. He and FERB are up in the tree too, testing their stick-to-anything-so-you-can-walk-up-walls shoes. "The name needs a little work," says FERB.

There is a hidden DOOR in the tree up here.

>?

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