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Alaric Saltzman (The Vampire Diaries) callmeric wrote in memebells
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986. Rabbit Done Died Meme
The Rabbit Done Died



"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.


Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have a bun in the oven.
Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're
downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in possession of a
womb, somehow it happened. Are you scared? Happy? Gassy? A combination
of everything? And who's the father, anyway?

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. If
you want to avoid any of the options, this would also be a good place to
list them.
2. This is one of those RNG memes, so you'll want to go to our good friend Random Number Generator and roll 1-6 for how far along you are. Or just pick what one you'd prefer.
3. If you're replying to someone, roll 1-4 for how you factor into this madness!



So, how far along are you anyway?

1. Two months - Sooooo all this sickness is kind of annoying, isn't it? At least you can still fit in your old clothes, right?

2. Four months - Okay, so things are getting a little tight. Time to break out the flowy stuff!

3. Six months - OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALI-- oh, no. It's just the baby moving. Although it's still kind of creepy, isn't it?

4. Eight months - Please. Please let it be over. Have mercy.

5. Overdue - C'mon kid! I'll buy you a pony! NO! TWO PONIES! My baaaaaack.

6. Wildcard - Your choice!

What's your role in this whole mess, person replying?

1. YOU ARE THE FATHER - Well, now you've gone and done it. Are you going to take responsibility, or head for the hills?

2. Friend - You may not have done the deed, but you're going to be there to help your buddy. No matter HOW weird the circumstances!

3. Enemy - Do you feel a 'HAW HAW' coming on? This is just too funny.

4. Wildcard - Second verse, same as the first.


Not my meme. Shamelessly copied!

Jackie Spencer | OC Psych


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RNG is so cruel

[He doesn't even get a coherent answer in reply. Jackie groans, trying to readjust her hips and back to find some sort of comfortable spot. Which was near impossible when you felt like you might explode at any moment.]

Stop saying THEY. [Like she needed a reminder there was more than one. It was embarrassing enough being like this.]

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soooo true

[Jackie gives up on laying down and struggles to sit up around her huge stomach.] Ohh, someone just....shoot me and end it. [Every inch of her ached, from her back up and out. She puts a hand on her stomach with a wince.] And now they're kicking again, cut it out.

[None of this wouldn't have happened if she hadn't picked up that alien fertilization pod. Jackie is never touching anything glowing ever again.]

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:3 protecting her virtue I suppose

[Shiny things were so pretty though. And what if it had been some kind of advanced communication device like she thought initially? What she wouldn't give to give those aliens a piece of her mind right now...

Jackie groans quietly to herself, three days overdue. This was awful.

Wait, what was he up to?] What are you do-... [And she doesn't get farther than that. Her whole back finally relaxes, despite what she's growing in front and Jackie sighs with relief.] Ohhhh, thank you so much.

....how'd you do that? [She leans back on the couch, looking up at him]

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[Jackie actually manages a genuine laugh] Magic fingers...you should have become a masseuse.

[Another kick and Jackie grimaces, rubbing her hand along her stomach. Trying not to look worried. She wants them out but really, there's no telling WHAT they're going to look like.]

...do we have any icecream left?

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Doesn't matter. I'll take anything. [Icecream was the craving, not the flavor. She scoops out a liberal spoonful, popping it into her mouth with a happy sound.

Bad feelings gone, now life is good once again.] These mood swings are horrid. [pausing, spoon in her mouth thoughtfully before pulling it out] And you're sure this isn't going to end up badly? [Aliens eating her from the inside out isn't exactly the way to go if she had to pick a way to die]

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[Jackie grimaces, trying not to think about EITHER of those in baby form]

You are so not helping.

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[Jackie manages a smile at that] ....you did pretty good with that at least. [another spoonful for her mouth] Mmmmm....


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[She rolls her eyes at the leg comment.] They probably look like elephant man's legs now.

[Though there is a small smirk creeping up on her as he mentions her "exploits"] ....what can I say? I'm just that lucky.

Ow. OW! [Jackie drops the icecream, grabbing at her belly at a sudden sharp pain, her breath catching for a moment or two.] ....oh that hurt. [But it was going away. Slowly.]

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[Jackie waves his hands away] No, I'm fine...it's gone now. [She takes a few breaths carefully]

That was some kick. [It wasn't a kick, it was a contraction]

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Well I sure don't know, I've never had alien babies before. [Irritated? A little.]

[And here comes another contraction] Ahhh, not again... [She winces, leaning back on the couch to try and catch her breath with a whine] Oh, that hurts!

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[Moving?? They had to move now? Jackie tries to help as much as possible with a whine of protest.] W-where are we going?

[She's got a dreaded feeling along with the pain that's slowly fading again. Even after wanting these things out of her, she really didn't want to see them.]

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[She's never had morphine. Hopefully it was worth all of this pain to get it. Jackie tries to hang on as he drives the wheelchair towards the room set aside for this....."procedure".]

I don't want to be a mom... [Great, now she's crying again.] I don't wanna be an alien mom!

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